Monday, September 11, 2017

Cheap Date Roulette- Week 3

Week 3

Number 8: Public Hide & Seek

Have you ever seen adults behaving strangely in public? (If you've watched us in the park then you have.) We chose a wooded and grassy area to begin the shenanigans. Hiding commenced during a count to 60, and seek began with a timer (set on our phones) for 5 minutes. We found one another within the time limit each round, and at one point husband employed a lookout, which backfired and gave him away ("I think she saw you man").

I would say husband won this round because of wife's poor wardrobe choice lending to a strong handicap in locating a hiding place among the trees and brush.

Lessons learned: bring water for hydration instead of a can of sparkling water, wear colors that blend in with the natural environment instead of broadcasting your location, listen when bystanders tell you that the spot isn't a good choice, and don't wear a dress while squatting in weeds.

Optional step: pick a different venue such as a mall or professional garden.

Optional optional step: $1 ice cream afterward at McDonalds.




Happy hunting!

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